- Tuesday, October 30, 2007 -
i happened to chance upon this old email. So here are some stress-relief jokes for the stressed or bored people. enjoy! hopefully this would entertain you for the next one minute. ((:
#1Doctor to his lady patient: "You look terribly weak and exhausted!
Are you having your meals three times a day as I have advised?"
Lady replied: "Doctor, I thought you said three males a day."
#2Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
#3"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.
"Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."
"Wow! That's a very expensive car. What 's so bad about that?"
"He was the original owner."
#4Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give
up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
LOVES.Labels: Randomness
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